I just supported Become a Friend of Promise on @ThunderclapIt // @SavingPromise
In the donation bin.
Professional Lover by Maysie Greig, 1932
Inscription reads: “Dearest Maybelle, You must read this little book. It caused me to have six spontaneous orgasms, after which I masturbated. Love, Bette Bibler”
Yes. Forever learning this.
|—||Joyce Meyer (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
"2 Students came into the library and stole the Christmas. I laughed until I cried. Was that wrong??"
|—||guy who wrecked himself (via tacgnol)|
Patron on phone: “Jesus Christ told me to throw out my library book. Will there be a fine?”
"I don’t give a #%S* about swearing teenagers."
CAPTION: “Yes, I can hear what they’re saying in the teen room. What the $#%& do you want me to do about it?”