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Patron on phone: “Jesus Christ told me to throw out my library book. Will there be a fine?”
"I don’t give a #%S* about swearing teenagers."
CAPTION: “Yes, I can hear what they’re saying in the teen room. What the $#%& do you want me to do about it?”
Never forget the best song about libraries ever!
This is a bit longer and more heart-warmy than I normally post on this blog, but a friend thought I was crazy for not posting it here. So here goes!
You know those shows where someone throws a dart at a map and goes to the town they hit and randomly chooses someone from the phone book and finds…
- Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett
Librarian Fact #500: a librarian’s chief job is not to answer any question, but to manage to do so while maintaining a professional, friendly smile.
The primary rule for most public librarians is “Don’t get blood on the carpet.”
[originally submitted by Drusilla]